LOT OF 500 Gag Scratch Off Lottery Tickets PERFECT JOKE ALL TICKETS ARE BIG WINNERS FOOL ALL YOUR FRIENDS Start Price USD 219.99 Current Price USD 219.99 Time Left 2 days 12 hours 48 minutes Bid Count 0 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Monday, October 13, 2008 End Time Sunday, January 11, 2009 Location Cincinnati, Ohio See more about 'LOT OF 500 Gag Scratch Off Lottery Tickets PERFECT JOKE' Description Party, NoveltyGag Scratch Off Lottery Tickets ALL TICKETS ARE WINNERS   Normal 0 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 Description      You are buying 500Gag Scratch Off Lottery Tickets ALL TICKETS ARE WINNERS sThat's right... all big time Lottery winners! My sister-in-law got me GOOD with these, so we found a supplier, now others can enjoy the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat. (Both of those.)    As you see we got an assortment, you get whichever ones we send, sure to fool anyone who hasn't been gotten by this gag before (It does make one leery). They are manufactured with the same scratch-off technology most lotteries use.    Please note,  we will send in perforated sheets of up to 5 each, for added realism.    We currently have; Joker's Wild, RaceCar, Make Three Wishes, and Let 'em Roll.   We normally just send a random assortment but ask if you want certain ones. Please email before buying... which style you want... if it's in stock it's yours... first come... first serve.We normally just send a random assortment but ask if you want certain ones. Please email before buying... which style you want and if it's in stock it's yours... first come... first serve.     Elvis Presley hardplastic laminated "driver License"Time Left: 6d 20h 53mX-Finger Middle Finger Road Rage Device Novelties  The Old Shocking Stapler Practical Joke Novelties    Monica Lewinsky's hardplastic laminated "driver LicenseTime Left: 29d 21h 02m  One Million Dollar Bill ( one million dollars) 41m Realistic diecut BILLION Dollar billTime Left: 29d 21h 58m  Trillion Dollar bill John McCain $8 Bill A special souvenir look like real $Time Left: 29d 22h 47m  Barack Obama $8 Bill A special souvenir like real $$$ $1.99Time Left: 29d 23h 05m Bill Clinton $6 Bill A special souvenir like real $$$eBayI'm PayPal Verified Up to $2,000 in buyer protection.Bid and Buy with confidence - I have 100% positive feedback!Safe         Secure My Personal 100% Satisfaction Guarantee: Item as Described and Customer Satisfied or I will refund all your money... 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Our We do offer free of charge any tech support and/or Questions you may need for a period of 15 days after you receive your ITEM. Just email me through eBay mail for what ever assistance you may need. Also if need be phone. Items may be returned for any reason (buyers remorse) within 3 Days after receiving the item and will be subject to a minimum $15% restocking fee. Shipping charges are non-refundable Returned products must be in original condition as shipped with all the original included material If a Warranty issue should occur buyer will pay for shipment back to seller and seller will pay for shipment back to Buyer.  Our goal is to personally see that you are satisfied and will be a return customer!   My Personal 100% Satisfaction Guarantee: Item as Described and Customer Satisfied or I will refund all your money... Shipping Fees   SAFE     SECURE I accept PayPal-only... 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If there is a problem with your transaction, we will promptly address it, once you bring it to our attention. Please Remember! Our goal is to personally see that you are satisfied and will be a return customer! Thank You for taking the time to view my auction on eBay   My Personal 100% Satisfaction Guarantee: Item as Described and Customer Satisfied or I will refund all your money... Shipping Fees   30 Day DOA/Defective and personally see that you are satisfied and will be a return customer Warranty           rkowensiv@realmtwocomputers.com                      REALMTWO Shop Hours Mon to Fri 6:00am to 8:00pm Sat and Sun 1:00pm to 8:00pm 513-253-0215rkowensiv@current.net My Personal 100% Satisfaction/Guarantee: Item as Described and Customer Satisfied or I will refund all your money... Shipping Fees too!       Bid and Buy with confidence - I have 100% positive feedback!                                                                                                              Bid and Buy with confidence - I have 100% positive feedback!   On Nov-15-08 at 00:24:57 PST, seller added the following information: Sellers: Get your own map of past buyers. Fast. Simple. Place a Bid!